50! the new 40!

I don't know what was so great about 40 that I would want to repeat that. I think 50 will be the best age! Why wouldn't it be?
I'm really pretty and I am in great physical condition. I run 70 miles every day in just under 2 hours. When I discovered my amazing gift of athletic primeness, I had plastic surgery to return my face to it's 19 year old former beauty. I had breast implants, tummy tuck and lipo in my thighs and bum. I had a neck replacement, and I got hair plugs put in. Some may think that was a bit much, but really....I look better than my kids. It was worth it. I feel like I'm a really genuine person and that everyone will want to know me and NEED to know my secret.
Hollywood calls most everyday asking when will I return to the big screen? I tell them I am too busy with my motivational speaking. Some of you may have already heard me in such places as...Relief Society 668th Ward, Vernal, UT. Or I also do a "put your hands together" tent revival in Austin, NV. E-mail me with any requests for a personal appearance for your meeting.
Due to high demand, I must limit my meeting to an audience of at least 71,000 or more. My fee is somewhat high as I don't like to waste my time speaking with the poor folk. $179,000 per appearance